How to Survive Pride (A Gay's Survival Guide)
From hydration to drama management, here's everything you need to know to survive (and thrive) during Pride season.
From hydration to drama management, here's everything you need to know to survive (and thrive) during Pride season.
Pride is the most important event of the year, but it can also be overwhelming. From the heat to the crowds to the drama, here's everything you need to know to survive (and thrive) during Pride season.
Your Pride outfit is crucial. It needs to be:
- Comfortable - You'll be walking a lot
- Weather-appropriate - Check the forecast
- Fabulous - This is Pride, after all
- Practical - Pockets are your friend
Pro Tip: Bring a backup outfit in case of weather changes or wardrobe malfunctions.
Pride is a marathon, not a sprint. Start hydrating days before:
Pro Tip: Add electrolytes to your water for extra hydration.
Pride has a lot going on. Plan ahead:
Pro Tip: Don't try to do everything. Pick a few key events and enjoy them fully.
Pride brings everyone together, which means drama is inevitable:
Pro Tip: Remember, you're there to have fun, not to solve everyone's problems.
This cannot be overstated:
Pro Tip: Set a timer to remind yourself to drink water.
The sun is not your friend:
Pro Tip: Sunscreen is not optional. Your future self will thank you.
Pride is exhausting:
Pro Tip: It's okay to leave early. Pride will be there next year.
Pride is crowded:
Pro Tip: If you get separated, don't panic. Head to your meeting spot.
Drama is inevitable:
Pro Tip: Remember, you're there to celebrate, not to solve problems.
Pride is exhausting:
Pro Tip: Plan a recovery day after Pride.
Pride is meaningful:
Pro Tip: Journal about your Pride experience.
Pride creates connections:
Pro Tip: Don't let Pride be the only time you're involved in the community.
What to bring:
Pro Tip: Pack light, but pack smart.
What not to do:
Pro Tip: Learn from your mistakes and do better next year.
Pride is about:
Survive Pride, but more importantly, enjoy it.
Now that you've got all the survival tips, it's time to put them to use. And when you need a break from the chaos, play Gay Paranoia for some controlled drama.
The library is OPEN, and Pride is about to begin! 👑🌈